okay so I went to McDonald’s with Amy and then I’m about to drive her home and then I’m like you know I wanna take you to my secret driving place which is basically where I go to drive and think and it’s a really nice road on the side of a mountain with a nice view but to get there is kind of a ways away.
So we’re going and this road is a dirt road with only room for one car so I see a car coming my way and I pull onto a side road to let them pass and then I go to turn around and get back onto the road
and I drive into a brush covered in snow
and go to back out
AND I’M STUCK
AND AMY’S LIKE “JUST SLAM ON THE GAS”
AND I AM I’M SLAMMING AND THERE’S STEAM COMING OUT AND THAT’S IT I CAN FEEL THE TEARS FORMING FROM ANXIETY AND I JUST KEEP SCREAMING “JUST BE COOL JUST BE COOL” AND AMY’S LIKE “I CAN PUSH IT I CAN PUSH IT” AND I’M LIKE NO YOU CAN’T!!!!!!!!! AND THEN A CAR STARTS TO COME AND AMY IS SCREAMING “OMG DON’T LET THEM STOP WE’RE STUCK WE’RE STRANDED DON’T LET THEM STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!”
AND PICTURE THE SCENE IN YOUR HEAD
2 TEENAGE GIRLS
CAR STUCK IN A BRUSH
NOWHERE TO RUN
NOWHERE TO DRIVE BECAUSE THE CAR IS STUCK
TERRIFIED
AND A MAN IN A BIG GIGANTIC PICK UP TRUCK COMING TOWARDS US
AND SHE IS SCREAMING
AND I’M STILL SCREAMING “BE COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
AND THE GUY STOPS FOR A SECOND
LOOKS AT US
GETS OUT OF THE CAR AND I’M LIKE FUCK IT WHAT ARE MY OPTIONS?????
AND I ROLL DOWN THE WINDOW
AND HE SAYS
“is this a front wheel drive”
and Amy and I exchange a glance
and I say “I have no idea”
and literally he just gets in the front of the car and it takes him 2 seconds to push it out and then it’s all over.