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Yeah, hi, this is one night stand guy. I thought I'd give some veracity to the story. I went to the concert in Boston and I was wearing a black shirt that night. Andrea came by and kept eyeing me - I found out later she really liked what I was wearing. Anyway, I got invited to the T-Party even though I was just there with my sister, and when I was there Taylor kept doing this creepy thing with her eye and telling me we could take our pizza and cookies and she'd show me the meaning of 'sparks fly' if I wanted. I had no idea what she meant, but I followed her out to the bus anyway and then we basically just watched the first season of Jonas and made out. We had sex but I repeat, it was nothing like a fireworks show. She made me listen to Today Was a Fairytale the whole time and I still have glitter on my junk. Two days later I woke up with mono and then she started cancelling shows and claiming she had bronchitius and now I guess she's on crack.
Thought you should know the real story.
OH MY GOD I AM SCREAMING AND CRYING I AM SCREAMING AND CRYING I AM SCREAMING AND CRYING
GLITTER
ON
MY
JUNK
i am just wonderin.is love story about sex
because taylor says,
'i keep waitin 4 u but u never cum'
o my god u jus blew my mind w/ dat i neva thought of it dat way befo
i suppos superstar cud b about sex 2
“gimme a fotograph 2 hang on mah wall”
obvi she is talkin bout a naked foto
1.) Get Low - okay oh my God. I do have this song on my ipod and one time I was just blogging away and my ipod was on shuffle and my mom was in the room and Get Low came on and you know it’s the dirty version and I didn’t even notice and my mom screamed at me and was legitimately offended
2.) One Less Lonely Girl - eh.
3.) Under The Sea - FUCK YEAH. SEBASTIAN IS MY FAVORITE IN THE LITTLE MERMAID. I THINK HE’S MY FAVORITE DISNEY MOVIE ANIMAL, LIKE UP THERE WITH SIMBA AND RAFIKI OR WHATEVER
4.) Drake and Josh theme song - oh my fucking GOD.
5.) Dear John - of course I love Dear John. I remember the first time I heard it after I bought the album I was crying my eyes out in my bed at 2 in the morning. It was I think the last song I listened to on Speak Now, I saved it for last!
1.) Who Says - I fucking love Who Says okay
2.) Rolling In The Deep - idk after like 4 months of nonstop playing that song, I am annoyed by it, but I still love Adele.
3.) Catch Me - I associate this song with Summer 2009 lol it’s a really cute song, I like it, but I never listen to it any more
4.) LOL ANON YOU KNOW THE ANSWER TO TAHT
long were the nights when my dashboard revolved around you
counting your reblogs
praying the wild wildebeasts were fed
again
my mother accused me of losing too much sleep
but I swore I was fine
you painted me andrew garfield
and go back and turn him into a spider crab
and I lived to watch your feed
but you messed up your theme every day
wondering which version of you I might get on a call in
tonight
well I stopped pressing play and this song is to let you know why
dear madelineeeeee
I sometimes unfollow you just to follow you one more tiiiiiime
don't you think you are too funny for your own good
the girl laughing so hard
cried from laughing too much.......
oh my fucking god I literally laughed out of loud at the “but you messed up your theme every day” part omg what is this I can’t stop laughing
Are you best known for the things that you do on the mattress?
I’m an actress
I don’t appreciate this question.
Do you know how it feels to watch that video of Miley smoking the bong as being a fan of hers since you were young? It's not funny at all. It's not something to joke about. Imagine your hero, your favorite person in the world, just truly disappointing you. And you go on and laugh about that? I hope when Taylor Swift does something wrong people make fun of her like they do Miley and you know how it feels.
Far be it for me to be unsympathetic about something, but I don’t know anon The Last Bong is increasingly hilarious to me, and I feel like I can rest assured at night that Taylor Swift WON’T have a video out of her smoking a bong, so the You Bong With Me joke won’t happen any time soon.
And if it did I’d still laugh. I know I seem like I’m being a bitch, and I understand how you feel but it’s not a HOLOCAUST joke okay it’s a MILEY CYRUS BONG joke let’s just cool out here
Just wondering... do you really dislike Today was a Fairytale?
Just I mean think to yourself for a minute
just say this to yourself
say it out loud
“Today was a fairytale, I wore a dress, you wore a dark gray t-shirt.”
Just say it out loud
hear how ridiculous you sound
What are your top 10 favorite Taylor lyrics, and top 5 least favorite?
Top 10 in no order~
1.)You do what you want, because I’m not what you wanted
2.)Now I’m pacing down the hall, chasing down your street, flashback to a night when you said to me “nothing’s gonna change, not for me and you.”
3.)The lingering question kept me up, 2 am, who do you love?
4.)I could’ve loved you all my life if you hadn’t left me waiting in the cold
5.)Back then, I swore I was gonna marry him someday, but I realized some bigger dreams of mine
6.) Maybe it’s me and my blind optimism to blame, or maybe it’s you and your sick need to give love then take it away
7.) I’m captivated, by you baby, like a fireworks show
8.) I’ll be 87, you’ll be 89, I’ll still look at you like the stars that shine in the sky
9.) He’s the song in the car I keep singing, don’t know why I do.
10.) I realized you love yourself more than you could ever love me.
5 least favorite
1.) Today was a fairytale, I wore a dress.
2.) Today was a fairytale, you’ve got a smile.
3.) Can you feel my heart? It’s beating in my chest.
4.) Today was a fairytale, all that I can say is now it’s getting so much clearer.
5.) Today was a fairytale, you were the prince.
Stefan or Jason
Oh my fucking God I mean THIS is relevant right here. This is actually one that requires some deep thought. I actually don’t know anon. This is a tough one. Jason finally changed his theme did you all know that
okay
I will not answer
goodnight
Is it acceptable to post lyrics of leaked songs or is that still frowned upon?
Oh dude bro I would not even in my life some Taylor fans
and this is said with love
are maniacs and they will cut your throat open and stick their hands down your throat and rip your lungs out I am not kidding you if you post lyrics to songs. Even if they’ve been leaked. There’s some code of ethics written in invisible ink somewhere that says that you can’t post lyrics to leaked songs.
you're so cheery all the time..you use a lot of exclamation marks
Oh yes I am very cheery
Why doesn't Taylor ever go to sleep!? :(
I think she stays up writing songs tbh. Why does no one ever ask her why 2 AM you know that’s a good question NOBODY EVER ASKS IT I JUST REALIZED WE SHOULD ASK HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:58 could be 2 PM though...
“I still remember the look on your face lit through the darkness at 1:58.”
Most like it’s night time. It COULD be 2 PM during a total eclipse of the sun
Madeline, imma let you finish with your "if this was a movie" lyric spam and all, but your 'cold as you' spams are the best of all time.
OF ALL TIME.
AMEN
