aradiamegidoo:

apsychedelicdoomcult:

aradiamegidoo:

how do you even get a boyfriend do you use a master ball or something

hahahahhaaaahhahahaahaaaa……awww… that’s just sad :’)

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18,401 notes  Mon 1th / Jan13  (keeyruh)

jewsih:

Taylor swift date a lot of boy haha reblog please

plutarchheavensbee:

imagine you showering and Josh Hutcherson stepping under the water behind you and wrapping his hands around your waist and resting his chin on your shoulder while laughing gently before you scream and beat him with your shampoo bottle because how the fuck did he get into your house

104,212 notes  Mon 1th / Jan13  (crisswift)

astro-butts:

hey you kids wanna buy some drugs

boomitsnialler:

when u go on facebook and see pics of ur friends hanging without u

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12,782 notes  Sun 7th / Jan13  (inpermanentmarkerokaywork)

disparateyouth:

(walks into cockpit of plane) I LOST MY CONTACT LENS IS IT IN HERE (throws pilot from chair) I CANT FIND MY CONTACT LENS (begins steering plane)

66,042 notes  Sat 6th / Jan13  (mockingfirelokalrunde)
GODsumptuous

fr0ttagecheese:

petition that whenever you are angry and a guy asks if you are on your period, next time he is angry you are allowed to say ‘whoa, calm down, when’s the last time you jacked off?’

    3rd grade

  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • friend: OH
  • friend: OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • friend: I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • friend: SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • friend: JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

print this out and give it to your crush without saying anything

249,864 notes  Thu 4rd / Jan13  (brianaa-nicoleezereptilez)
261,260 notes  Thu 4rd / Jan13  (wanderectionan-averagegirl)

darrynek:

KANYE WEST IS PREGNANT 

28,472 notes  Mon 1st / Dec12  (sohardcorn)

everthorne:

oh god i giffed it

fuck’s SAKE

258,082 notes  Sat 6th / Dec12  (bluaheartless)