my own heart beating
like footsteps on my stairs
&
what about the ending?
My name is Madeline and I'm your annoying 21 year old feminist Taylor Swift fan friend. I write, watch Teen Wolf, and eat a lot.
click here to see what you'll find here
WARNING : 80% TAYLOR SWIFT.
flashbacks and echoes
My name is Madeline and I'm your annoying 21 year old feminist Taylor Swift fan friend. I write, watch Teen Wolf, and eat a lot.
click here to see what you'll find here
WARNING : 80% TAYLOR SWIFT.
flashbacks and echoes

aradiamegidoo:

apsychedelicdoomcult:

aradiamegidoo:

how do you even get a boyfriend do you use a master ball or something

hahahahhaaaahhahahaahaaaa……awww… that’s just sad :’)

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jewsih:

Taylor swift date a lot of boy haha reblog please

posted 1 year ago with 7,458 notes
via: 21dewddddderf-deactivated201311 source: smallgoth

plutarchheavensbee:

imagine you showering and Josh Hutcherson stepping under the water behind you and wrapping his hands around your waist and resting his chin on your shoulder while laughing gently before you scream and beat him with your shampoo bottle because how the fuck did he get into your house

astro-butts:

hey you kids wanna buy some drugs

boomitsnialler:

when u go on facebook and see pics of ur friends hanging without u

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posted 1 year ago with 12,780 notes
via: inpermanentmarker source: okaywork

disparateyouth:

(walks into cockpit of plane) I LOST MY CONTACT LENS IS IT IN HERE (throws pilot from chair) I CANT FIND MY CONTACT LENS (begins steering plane)

posted 1 year ago with 2,383 notes
via: outofthewoods source: doppelgender
posted 1 year ago with 66,203 notes
via: mockingfire source: lokalrunde

fr0ttagecheese:

petition that whenever you are angry and a guy asks if you are on your period, next time he is angry you are allowed to say ‘whoa, calm down, when’s the last time you jacked off?’

posted 1 year ago with 896 notes
via: out-ofthefuckingwoods source: fr0ttagecheese

3rd grade

friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
friend: OH
friend: OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
friend: I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
friend: SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
friend: JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
posted 1 year ago with 951,730 notes
via: pearfever-deactivated20140312 source: m0thra

print this out and give it to your crush without saying anything

posted 1 year ago with 255,009 notes
via: brianaa-nicolee source: zereptilez
posted 1 year ago with 261,913 notes
via: wanderection source: an-averagegirl

darrynek:

KANYE WEST IS PREGNANT 

posted 1 year ago with 27,451 notes
via: coolindierecords source: panerasexual

everthorne:

oh god i giffed it

fuck’s SAKE

posted 1 year ago with 259,404 notes
via: blua source: heartless