how do you even get a boyfriend do you use a master ball or something
hahahahhaaaahhahahaahaaaa……awww… that’s just sad :’)
imagine you showering and Josh Hutcherson stepping under the water behind you and wrapping his hands around your waist and resting his chin on your shoulder while laughing gently before you scream and beat him with your shampoo bottle because how the fuck did he get into your house
when u go on facebook and see pics of ur friends hanging without u
(walks into cockpit of plane) I LOST MY CONTACT LENS IS IT IN HERE (throws pilot from chair) I CANT FIND MY CONTACT LENS (begins steering plane)
petition that whenever you are angry and a guy asks if you are on your period, next time he is angry you are allowed to say ‘whoa, calm down, when’s the last time you jacked off?’
